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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:13
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Loons and Moons
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Then came..